Welcome to Garish Pants, a little closet on the web just for bright and awful pants. If you are feeling down about your pants choice for the day, or say you just knelt down to pick up a penny (tails side up) from the floor and ripped a hole in your crotch, check out our Garish Gallery and wipe that tear off your face. These pants suck.

Please don’t confuse this website with a John Daly fan page.